June 2012
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
peetababy:
have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head?
like what are you a gardener
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*