Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no no no no no no no no no the circle of life
If you want to be sad, no one in the world can make you happy. But if you make...– Paramahansa Yogananda (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
ju-ke: i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
wanktissue: my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
theinsufferablefan: broadway-aradia: what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
unclefather: purplepainter3: b-uzz3lli: dietchola: this is my favorite video ever how can you be hating from the outside of the club when you cannot even get in? She’s so white it’s almost painful to watch. please stop reblogging this
butwealwayscameback: morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what that last one is pretty sexy.